Everybody wants to have me
But I'm tearing at the seams
I'm the last remaining copy
Toy stores have run out of me

$19.95 Plus shipping
That's my price on Amazon
But if you go check on Ebay
$19.95's long gone

You'll do some bidding
And probably lose
You wish you'd done your shopping sooner
And now your're sorry
You're missing out
On everybody's favorite robit toy

I'm starting to believe
That every part of me
Was designed for
Some lonely child to love
Whenever their alone
And parent's aren't at home
I can be the one
Who will show them some love

Retailers have been complaining
Discontinued for the trade
Finally someone out there bought me
One less lonely girl's been made

And now shell love me
And I'll love her
And we'll be bestest friends forever
No one will take me away from her
Because she'll always be my owner

I'm starting to believe
That every part of me was designed for
Some lonely child to love
Whenever their alone
And parent's aren't at home
I can be the one
Who will show them some love

We'll hang out all day long
And sing our favorite songs
But I can't because
Singing's not something I do
I'm some ol' shitty toy
For younger girls and boys
With a string
And 5 action phrases to say